oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
