He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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