I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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