If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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