Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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