So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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