She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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