Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
