i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
this will be a night to untag.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
