Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So squirting runs in the family.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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