white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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