another moral hangover. fuck.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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