So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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