should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
