i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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