mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
