Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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