So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I lost the right to judge tonight
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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