goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
