Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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