Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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