I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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