maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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