Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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