Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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