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Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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