it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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