So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
