I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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