you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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