just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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