return my video game
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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