After last night, I could never be a politician.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Dear god my vagina.
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