Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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