Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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