too bad you live with your parents still
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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