singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
