turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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