is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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