did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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