so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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