Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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