Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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