I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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