I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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