Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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