Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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