You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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