So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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