Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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